Perfect Behavior by Donald Ogden Stewart
PERFECT BEHAVIOR
BY DONALD OGDEN STEWART
A GUIDE FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN ALL SOCIAL CRISES
Those who are not self-possessed obtrude and pain us.--EMERSON
PERFECT BEHAVIOR
A parody outline of etiquette by the
Author of "A Parody Outline of History"
The perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes
pain.--OLD PROVERB
TO THE BRIDEGROOM WHOSE WEDDING WAS RUINED
BECAUSE THE BRIDE CAME DOWN THE AISLE
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