Three Men in a Boat - Jerome K. Jerome

Three Men in a Boat - Jerome K. Jerome 

THREE MEN IN A BOAT
(TO SAY NOTHING OF THE DOG).

Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome


CHAPTER I.


THREE INVALIDS. - SUFFERINGS OF GEORGE AND HARRIS. - A VICTIM TO ONE 
HUNDRED AND SEVEN FATAL MALADIES. - USEFUL PRESCRIPTIONS. - CURE FOR 
LIVER COMPLAINT IN CHILDREN. - WE AGREE THAT WE ARE OVERWORKED, AND NEED 
REST. - A WEEK ON THE ROLLING DEEP? - GEORGE SUGGESTS THE RIVER. - 
MONTMORENCY LODGES AN OBJECTION. - ORIGINAL MOTION CARRIED BY MAJORITY OF 
THREE TO ONE.

THERE were four of us - George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, 
and Montmorency.  We were sitting in my room, smoking, and talking about 
how bad we were - bad from a medical point of view I mean, of course.

We were all feeling seedy, and we were getting quite nervous about it.  
Harris said he felt such extraordinary fits of giddiness come over him at 
times, that he hardly knew what he was doing; and then George said that 
HE had fits of giddiness too, and hardly knew what HE was doing.  With